Ermhrm....

Allllllllrighty, then... Well, I must admit, that I am a tiny, eeny-weeny, tidbit too inebriated to be doing this right now... But honestly, it's probably the only way I'd ever start myself doing this. So ha, NEENER on you, and my apologies in advance.


So. This is my very first post.... and will most likely be filled with all sorts of random CRAP, but... I'm hyper. And inebriated. And I keep having to backspace and re-type half the stuff I'm writing. Feel lucky.... Feel VERY lucky... because that means you're obviously special somehow, since I rarely re-type anything for anyone.


I'd like to begin by introducing myself. I, am Tink. Yes... Tink. I have been called that since.. well, forever. It's the first real nickname I was ever given, and it has stuck with me (and mostly haunted me) ever since. 


42 PURPLE MONKEY SPERMS. 


That's right. You heard me... -_- And now you can't escape, because you're so enthralled with the previous sentence that you wanna know just where it is coming from, and why it has appeared on your screen.


Explanation: I felt like it, the end.


I'm not quite sure how to continue this. I have very little inspiration right now... Maybe you should ask questions? I'll answer... Uhhhhh.... Until then, I'll construct something that is a little less wasteful with your time.


It was nice meeting you, though! I will be back sometime soon with what I hope to be a decent post. Pardon my lack of entertainment skill due to.. well... me, and my inebriation.